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Torn Opens Up by nashidesei Torn Opens Up by nashidesei
Favie with no commentie makes Nashi a sad box of CrackerJaks.

So, I was playing Jak II the other day, and got to the cutscene where Jak's all "Why the feck didn't you tell me the bitch was Praxis' kid?! :rage:" and before Torn could give his line--"None of your business!"--my kid sister piped up with "It all started when we were in highschool..." And thus a bad joke was born.

I wasn't going to do anything about it, though--we make jokes like this all the time when I'm playing--until I realized how much ~Luna-Kitsune-Blu could use a giggle. And thus the bad joke became a bad joke strip.

Enjoy.

Paper: Copy Paper (8.5"x11")(x2)
Pen: .7mm Mechanical Pencil
Color: Photoshop CS
Layers: 19
Time: ~9 hours

All Jak-related elements © Naughty Dog Incorporated
Artwork © =nashidesei
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:iconbbb35:
bbb35 Featured By Owner May 8, 2015
:XD: Hey, you wanted a connection!!
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doomtm2 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2014
This is great. if you'll excuse me i'm going to die laughing.
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AmazonianGoddess Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2013  Professional General Artist
haha. ur getting a comment just cus u mention crackerjaks. lol. the whole top line is funny. 

i really do wanna know how all that got started but...ND didnt feel like it. they shoulda made possible back stories for everyone, or hinted at something at least.

i love jaks expression on the last bit. he looks truly horrified. his face screams 'tmi' and 'kill me now'. and his dialog is awesome. its what i would say.
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DarkEcoFreak3 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Rotfl!
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6Insane6Girl6 Featured By Owner May 22, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lmfao!
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egotisticalecofreak Featured By Owner May 10, 2013
XD I find this hilarious!
I so have to add you to watch!
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Gravi-Bunni3225 Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2012
I LIKE TO PLAY THE GAME IN DIFFERENT LANGUAGES AND PRETEND TO TRANSLATE THEM IN DIFFERENT VOICES.
IT USUALLY INVOLVES SEXUAL UHH THINGS AND WHATNOT
THIS WAS FREAKIN HILARIOUS
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Icelord2314 Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Is it said if I do that when I'm bored as wellSheepish 
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:iconwolflinkbydarkeco:
WolfLinkByDarkEco Featured By Owner May 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
AHAHA I LOVE YOU!!
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YumikoCutevil Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012
OMG , Me too XD
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Spyro9 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012   Digital Artist
Last line is too true... especially the mission with the plasmite bombs... even though that's a Vin mission...
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InstaStud Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lololololol!
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Daywalker27 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You know, with the moment Ashelin and Torn had at the end of the game can be explained with this comic. You know with a story that ends with, "And so Torn decided to enlist in the Crimson Gaurd instead of serving 5-20 years in jail." kind of way.
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Ratchetl-Lover Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOLOLOL <3 Jak's faces... omc <333 I love these two. XD
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Desime Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2011
-Squees.- I love how Torn looks. >.< -Squees like a fangirl.- Go Torn!
And the what Jakkie said at the end was Funny. xD
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PaintedxDark Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XD this literally made me laugh out loud. Good job!
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Firey-Sinclair-Wolf Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
I would've done the same thing Jak did. Damn, I don't wanna be there when Torn opens up again. Loved the comic, though!
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lolly-pop-luver Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2010
my lil sis told me that it all started when they we're eight years old and it involved erol and a wumpbee nest XD
litt;e sisters are creepy...
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lolly-pop-luver Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2010
I found a video which made me laugh like this, someone edited his lines and stuck em together, so he said
Torn:I want to go see the ballet, because I...LOVE...THE BALLET!
jak: you need serious help!
XD rofl
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lolly-pop-luver Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2010
Andromeda: DAMN U JAK, He talks 2 u 4 over three hours and I can't get so much as a word out of him *gets a big damn gun* DIE!!!!!
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lillambdragon Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
omg it soo fits too 0w0
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XKanataTheSeedrianX Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2010  Student Digital Artist
Somehow I can hear Torn saying all that in the game XDD
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TaigaaGina Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2010
Can't remember if I've commented but "Just give me a crappy mission so I can go and die already" cracked me up XD
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FoxeeLaLa Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
rofl :P
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justanecho94 Featured By Owner May 26, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
Okay, seriously, this just made my day!
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emojak80 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lolz poor Jak. great job!
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Lathrine Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2010
Jak has a great deal more patience than myself, apparently. I would have caved and been begging for that crappy mission around the hour mark. :ohnoes:

Also, I'm sorry for only looking at your Jak stuff thus far. o_o One track mind when browsing in one track. /fail
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taymuffin13 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2010
This is amazing!!!! i loves it!
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Shadzx2 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2010  Student General Artist
Comic is full of lulz~
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xXMusic-MuseXx Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:worship:

Epic... just epic :XD:
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KageBakemono2398 Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2010   Photographer
Torn! XD So OOC, but totally awesome! I can actually imagining him prattle on like that... if it were a different subject matter and laced with finely put sarcasm. 'Cause that's how Torn rolls.

But this is great, too! I feel so bad for Jak. I probably would have caved after the first half hour of horrified fascination.
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Snowflake43 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2009
LOL
i love it!
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TheRealHiro Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
This is great!
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silveralchemist21 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
:giggle:
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Dis-Twist Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2009
lol :D
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Sunagirl Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2009  Student
I really don't think anyone wants to know about Torn's love life... *twitch*
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KitsuneSam Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2009
I lol'd so hard.
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albino-ottsel Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2009
There's not much I can comment about that hasn't already been commented on, so I'll just say "awesome" and go hit the :+fav: button :3
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antyem13 Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2009   Writer
As I laugh at this my Dad wonders if his daughter has finally lost her mind! That's great!
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GabbyTronRulez Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XDOMG lols that is funny!!!
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memnon0288 Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2009
lmao, this is very good. Very funny, as well. XD
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Suinaliath Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2009  Professional Photographer
LOL! Nice :P
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Souldragon95 Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2009  Student General Artist
Thats just H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S.
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ramdocosmo Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2009  Student
( Jak's comment ) WWWHHHHAAAATTTT !!!!! ( What Torn said ) That . . . just made Erol sound gay . ( LSL,KFOC ) What dose that mean , Torn's last comment ? 0_0
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nashidesei Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2009
That...Erol is gay?

Okay, to be fair I'm pretty sure he's bi, but his lines are way too full of homoeroticisms for him to be straight. Not to mention how he's all...touchyfeelie.
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ramdocosmo Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2009  Student
O_O AAARRRRWWWWW . Like sick , dude !!! *_*
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nashidesei Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2009
That's your opinion. Obviously it doesn't bother me. :|
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:iconramdocosmo:
ramdocosmo Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2009  Student
yeah , it is . But I don't pay attenion to him . I'm mostly . . . Well , looking at at Torn .
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Count-Von-Sammitchy Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
xD
Great job, the art is great... and it made me lol
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xKillingxKimx Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2009
xD rotfl!!!!
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